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maya-s-own-menargerie:

thesanityclause:

I’m just too fabulous. That’s all.

I’m just too awkward

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Aww, no one wants to seduce me with anon askboxes?  Sad face.  Aw well, that’s life.  I’ll just go back to writing my fanfiction. 

“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

rottenmeats:

bloggerserif:

noinkplease:

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

Didn’t Loki get fucked by a horse as a mare? And got pregnant too? 

Pretty much.  And it was rather fucked up.  The gods wanted a wall, and hired someone to do it.  Didn’t want to pay up at the end.  Told Loki it’s his fault they had to pay someone for their work, and that they’d kill Loki if he didn’t find a way out of it.

And then Thor killed the craftsman in the end anyway, and everyone praised Thor, even though Loki took one for the team. 

Yeah, okay, and the Greek gods are the ones with the hot stuff.  Though to be fair, fully grown women popping out of your skull is pretty badass.

thats because loki was the one who told everyone he could hire this guy and get him to build the wall without them having to pay. he gave the dude a really short time frame and he was like ‘pff oh with my horse that’ll be fukn easy bro’ and he was.
hence why loki lured the horse off 

Pulling this out of “yeah but” that I know will happen on my dash because of fangirls that follow me, and back to the main topic.  Sorry fangirls, I like Loki too, but that’s not the point.  The Norse gods were far from being about honor and being nice.  The story above was an example of this.  They’ll back stab people they hire, as well as their own, in order to not pay for hard labor.  Valor, sure, everything was to be better than everyone else.  But honor?  Dash the thought of chivalry from your mind.  Might I remind you of the cultures that had these gods?

The Greeks were pretty tame in the way of civilization, compared to the rest of the world.  While they were pausing wars to play discus and marathons naked, the Romans whooped their ass into submission and took over their world.  And the vikings had a rather nasty habit of storming castles and monasteries and ripping priests open so they died with their ribs sprung apart and their hearts bare to the world.  They totally didn’t get that attitude from their gods, nope.

Yes, the Norse gods were little bitches and the Greek gods were awesome.  Yep, totally.